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chefies, cooks, trons, and
management 
chefie resumes:
A different place every 6 months,
Good Experience and Asset ??
OR just can't
hold a job ??
Cooks
and chefies and Cleaning
No soap, No sanitizers
No wonder people get sick eating out
Hey, you can
skip
this area,
I just wiped it
down with a wet, dirty rag
that I've been using all
day.
( but it does reduce the scrubbing pressure
from
4.5 lbs per square inch to 4.4-----thanks )
Hey, you can skip this area,
I just cleaned it with the
hot water from the steam table
(that's been in there
for 16 hours)
Hey, I can still cook/serve that,
it was on the floor
for less than 5 seconds.
( audio )
Hey, when the guest wants to come in
after our official
closing time,
put some visine in the food.
( audio )
| Manager make you mad
???
Shift meal of wormy swordfish
will take care of her/him
( and her only question
was :
" How'd you cook the pasta into
the
middle of the fish ??? ")
( audio ) |
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mikey: "Let's help keep the kitchen clean
for everyone"
(and then walk away leaving a huge green slime puddle on
the floor)
(ever hear of a rag, mikey )
Excuse me
now I have to go pee
and then stick my finger
in the sauce.
Got your
blinders on?
Then the
potsinks'garbage disposal backing up
into the
pot-washing sinks doesn't matter
--even if it sits in
there for four days.
And don't forget your nose plugs
!!
Electical
wires hanging down onto the
floor???
Electrical outlets covered with duct tape??? ( audio )
Access
panels to line cooler condensers missing???
Since it
only impacts the INKC's---don't worry about it or fix
it.
Dishmachine completely out of soap for 3
days??
At least it cuts down on the
expenditures.
 | Ice
Machine leaking??
Floor drains backing up?
Just put a caution sign up since
the maintenance dude
who snakes the drains
is on vacation. |  |
Profit
margin
and manager bonuses too low?
Reduce the staffing and
hours worked by remaining staff.
But then don't forget
to ask:
Why isn't the work getting done?
( audio )
Busy night in
the restaurant?
Manager missing?
Listen for the
GameBoy
being played in the wine storage room.
( audio )
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